Life is too short to be anything but HAPPY.

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality.
(via entenpsychiatrie)
hayyygirl:

teantitties:

strongblackbrotha:

… I think Kanye just changed my fucking life…

Ye’ always changes lives

my life.

hayyygirl:

teantitties:

strongblackbrotha:

… I think Kanye just changed my fucking life…

Ye’ always changes lives

my life.

heliolisk:

I cant get over Angelina Jolie waving for a selfie

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES